"Greetings, Traveler.
We apologize for inconveniencing you. You may be wondering what you're doing aboard our craft. This is the flagship of the Human Government Coalition. Unfortunately, we have been forced off our planet, Kolugg, due to the extremely high civil unrest that has arisen there.
We are in need of your assistance.
You see, the year is 3266 (according to standardized Earth-years, set back in 2140) and we have taken the liberty of transporting you aboard our ship from the year 2012. Our home planet Kolugg has recently undergone a terrifying war due to the exceedingly... (ahem) efficient (ahem) methods which we implemented in order to... how shall I put it... "create bondspeople" (ahem hem) out of various peoples across the galaxy for the past four hundred years. Only two years ago, we decided to free those peoples from their slavery due to the ever-increasing tensions that their bondage has created.
Please, traveler, you must help us decipher the messages within these texts of the American Reconstruction Era in order to satisfy the rather unhappy peoples. We know nothing of American culture, the laws, nor the history, and the resources we have available are simply incomprehensible to us. Help us, Traveler! I have no choice but to keep you here on our ship until you can provide the information that we need."
We are in need of your assistance.
You see, the year is 3266 (according to standardized Earth-years, set back in 2140) and we have taken the liberty of transporting you aboard our ship from the year 2012. Our home planet Kolugg has recently undergone a terrifying war due to the exceedingly... (ahem) efficient (ahem) methods which we implemented in order to... how shall I put it... "create bondspeople" (ahem hem) out of various peoples across the galaxy for the past four hundred years. Only two years ago, we decided to free those peoples from their slavery due to the ever-increasing tensions that their bondage has created.
Please, traveler, you must help us decipher the messages within these texts of the American Reconstruction Era in order to satisfy the rather unhappy peoples. We know nothing of American culture, the laws, nor the history, and the resources we have available are simply incomprehensible to us. Help us, Traveler! I have no choice but to keep you here on our ship until you can provide the information that we need."